New cab driver

Enjoy some humor…

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on teh shoulder to ask a question.  The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate don’t ever do that again.  Yo scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didnt realize that a little tap would scare you so much!”

The driver replied, “Sorry, its not really your fault.  Today is my first day as a cab driver.  I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”