More fun for the weekend

Here are some great jokes I got from a friend.. don’t be offended if you are on the receiving end.. its just a joke.

1. The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him
after the attack on the Pentagon:

‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in
case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything.’

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2. Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs.. I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that…

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It’s eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

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3. Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
bar man, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?’

The bar man says ‘Yep, that’s them.’ So the guy walks over and
says, ‘Hello, what are you guys doing?’

Bush says, ‘We’re planning world war 3’

The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

And Vajpayee says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis
and one bicycle repairman.’

And the guy exclaimed, ‘A bicycle repairman?!! !’

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, ‘See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!’