Interesting joke sent by a friend – Sanjay Taneja.
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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 years old and recovering from an illness. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After
several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mom came home.
Daddy made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ My Mom waited,
and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says, ‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place the baby can reach to get water is the toilet?’