America's new sex fetish: Sex in Toilet!

The harmless toilet seems to be emerging as the number one spot for celebrities for sex in the US!

First it was Larry "I am not Gay" Craig senator of Ohio, who was soliciting sex from a guy in the adjoining cubicle through deft and subtle maneuvers, but got busted.  Worse, he pleaded guilty when arrested and then never told anyone – his friends, family or his constituency!  Then he comes out and gives arguably the worst press conference in history of scandalous politicians!

Then, Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood star – who had checked into a rehab after crashing a car while drugged high

on cocaine, was caught having sex with a man IN THE REHAB in toilet!!  Well, she was drugged as well!  In a rehab.

She is said to have been caught having sex in a toilet cubicle with a male patient, and is reportedly frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up.

So, one of these celebs is a closet gay and another is a nymphomaniac.  Btw, the senator has been dumped by all his friends – including the Christian Conservatives .. whom he represented (who else would a closet gay represent anyways!!).  The only people who seem to welcome him these days are the gays in Ohio!